FEEDBACK: Im too tired to beg. Please?
NOTES: Written during school, so forgive any mistakes/ inconsistencies/ general suckiness.
Buffy and Giles were sitting in his apartment, sharing a companionable silence. After a while, Giles spoke.
"So, do you think the episode has started yet?"
Buffy said, "Only one way to find out." She got off her Watchers lap, and did a high kick. Then she punched the wall
"Nope, no abnormal desire to go Hah-yah! Dont think were on air yet. And I nearly broke my hand. I hope you appreciate what I go through for you."
Giles yanked her back into his lap. "You know I do, love. Any ideas whats happening this week?"
"Not sure." Buffy grinned. "You know its supposed to be top secret. But I think Im finally going to break up with Riley."
"At last! I was getting worried."
"Oh, dont look so smug. Youve yet to give Olivia the elbow, so youre no one to talk."
"Oh, come on. Like shes ever going to be able to compete with you, alcoholic little tart that she is. I was insulted when they wrote her in, you know."
"You, Watcher mine, are too charming for your own good. Do you think theyre ever going to get us together?"
"Maybe. I am considering bringing it up in our next contract. At least give us a few more emotional moments. I mean all those little looks and touches are very sweet, but they dont give us that much to work with."
"You just want a sex scene with me, dont you. Go on, admit it!"
"Well that pillock Angel got one, and you were only together once!"
"Officially, were not together at all. Keep your mind on business."
"Oh, but its so difficult, what with you being distracting all the time."
"Flatterer! Not that I mind, of course, but try to stay in character. Stutter a bit. Its so adorable."
"And dont you be snarky with me either!"
"Sorry," he said, meekly. "Would you like some tea?"
He left the room. Buffy curled up on the sofa, and began undoing her shirt .
When Giles came back in, he dropped the tea.
"Are you sure that the episode hasnt started yet?"
"Oh, good. Because what Im going to do to you now is definitely not family-orientated "