Birthday Surprises
By Gabriele Schulz

TITLE: Birthday Surprises
AUTHOR: Gabriele Schulz
EMAIL: gabi@gschulz.de
RATING: NC17
DISTRIBUTION: Everyone who has my general permission. Others please ask first.
POILERS: Only general. Set in season 5.
FEEDBACK: Love it. Especially if you like the story ;-)
SUMMARY: It's Giles' birthday and more than one surprise is waiting for him. B/G
DISCLAIMER: The characters are the property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Sandollar Productions, Kuzui Enterprises, 20th Century Fox Television, the WB Television Network, and whoever else may have a hold on them. I do not mean to infringe upon any copyrights.
NOTES: I wrote this in two hours and I'm afraid you can notice that very much. It's just silly fun. I hope you enjoy it. Based on the following Birthday Challenges for Tony's 47th birthday: Liz and Donut: The challenge of course is a story to celebrate Giles' birthday.
Challengers' Note: an "*" means it must be included in the story. - chainsaw* - black silk pyjamas* - shirt ripped off - jacuzzi and whipped cream - power outtage - "Ha! Bloody! Ha!" - "Oh Dear Lord!" - "Sod Off!" - chick pit girls - Giles singing - An unusual birthday gift - Ethan Rayne*
Savage: 1.Giles with Black sunglasses On 2.Any pairing 3.Any rating, though the naughtier the better *cough* Wench! 4.Giles stripping for his love (whom ever you pair him with) One to many shots of whatever alcohol that makes him strip and... 5.They scooby's walking in and finding the pair naked on the couch!
DATE: 19/02/2001


"Oh. It's a..."

"Chainsaw."

"Yes, that's what I thought. I was hoping I was wrong."

"You don't like it??"

Anya was clearly offended.

"No, it's really... helpful. You never know when you need to saw another hole through a door."

"Exactly. And you looked really sexy when you did that so I thought that maybe you'd... want to try it again. I made Xander work a little on the power of it to make it even... manlier."

"You told me it was so that it could cut even steel in case I was in danger."

"You don't need to be jealous. I'm not jealous when you look at other girls. I know you love me. Don't you know I love you?"

"Of course I do, An, but then why did you lie about this?"

"Because you wouldn't have done it," she said with a look that said "D'uh".

Xander threw up his hands in a gesture of despair.

Anya ignored this and turned back to Giles.

"Will you try it?"

"I don't know."

"You wouldn't have to saw anything," Willow pointed out.

He still looked doubtful, when his gaze fell on Buffy who half-smiled half-grinned.

"You want to do it, right?"

"God, yes."

Anya jumped with excitement.

"Unfortunately we will have to plug it in so you can't do the walking-around-with-it thing too far."

Xander plugged it in and with a look at the girls who all seemed quite excited Giles threw it on.

It was indeed very manly. You couldn't hear Anya's delighted squeak let alone the soft music of the record Willow and Tara had given Giles as a present.

Then suddenly sparks flew (of the literal kind) and there was no noise at all. And it was almost totally dark.

"Oh."

"Xander, what exactly did you do when you played around with it?"

"I'm a carpenter, not an electrician. But I should be able to get it back. Where is the fuse-box?"

Giles sighed.

"I'll show him."

Buffy and Xander left.

"But you really looked good."

"Thank you, Anya, I... ehm... appreciate it."

There was a knock on the door.

Giles looked at the girls wondering who it could be.

He went to answer it.

"Hello Rip-"

Before he could finish his welcome Giles shut the door again.

"Was that...?"

"Yes."

"Who was it?"

"An old not-friend of Giles' who comes over now and then to put Giles or everyone in mortal danger. He's evil."

"Hmm, sounds interesting."

The CD player and the light went on again.

"Seems they got it."

Seconds later Buffy and Xander came back.

"Can we eat now?"

"You still need to open Xander's present."

Anya handed Giles another box, while Xander stared open-mouthed.

"My...?!"

"Just open it."

He looked around a little helplessly before opening the large box, revealing black silk.

"I thought you bought those for me??"

"For you to give to Giles."

"But... An, can I talk to you. Privately."

Unwillingly Anya let her boyfriend drag her away.

The others could hear their faint arguing then it was silent.

"Oh, I think they made up."

"Actually for them to make up I guess it takes..."

"In my bathroom??"

"Well, that'll take a little while. I'll just do a quick patrol and then come back for the cake... Leave me some."

"Good-bye, Buffy. Be careful."

She and Giles shared a smile, before she left.

***

"Okay, that has got to be the last one. Back before Xander eats up everything."

Buffy headed in Giles' direction when a figure retreating into the bushes caught her eye.

She went after it.

"Sod off!"

"Hello to you, too, Ethan."

***

"Wow, that's really beautiful."

"It was Tara's idea."

"I think they are having sex."

Giles squinted his eyes and tried to see the same thing Anya saw. To him it were just abstract figures of light.

That was when Buffy barged in Ethan in tow.

"Look what I found."

The figures of light disappeared and Buffy switched on the light.

"Are you playing 'Men in Black'?"

The others hurried to take off their black sun glasses.

"It's that evil man again."

"What do you mean again?"

"Giles shut the door right into his face earlier."

"Oh, I thought you would enjoy this. We could beat him up."

"Well, if you put it that way."

"Ha, bloody, ha. I didn't do anything this time."

"Ethan, how stupid do you think we are?"

"It happened already? I thought it would take longer. And I thought you would enjoy it. It's not my bloody fault you mess up perfect gifts."

They all stared at him.

"Oops."

Buffy grabbed him by the neck.

"What. Did. You. Do?"

A few inarticulate sounds escaped his squashed throat.

"Ehm, maybe this would work better if you didn't try to kill him?" Xander suggested.

Buffy let go off him.

Ethan took a few deep breaths.

"He's right."

"Ethan, talk or do I have to persuade you?"

Ethan looked at Xander for help.

"You can't let them do this. They'll kill me!"

"No, we wouldn't! Well, probably not."

"Okay, then *we* will have to try to persuade you."

Xander turned around to Anya, Willow and Tara and as one they grabbed Ethan and dragged him outside.

"How come we never get to beat him up?"

"Ethan is a lucky weasel."

"What do you think he meant. That he thought you would enjoy it."

"Quite frankly I'm not sure I even want to know. The idea alone of what he could possibly think of makes me shudder."

She smiled at him.

"At least I hope it means your life is not in danger. I mean you aren't into... you know... that kind of thing..."

"God, no."

"What are you into?"

Giles stared at her.

"I beg your pardon?"

"What turns you... on."

She breathed the last word into his ear.

"Eh... I... B-buffy... are you all right?"

"Very much so. I've heard your singing is sexy. Would you sing for me?"

"Ehm..."

She moved her hand to his arm and began a stroking motion.

"I'll just get my guitar."

He fled the room and carefully came back. Buffy was sitting on the couch waiting for him.

He nervously started to sing. When Buffy got up from the couch he forgot the text. She took away the guitar and threw it on the table where it knocked over a little vase of flowers that Giles had found in front of his door earlier that day.

He looked at Buffy and suddenly there was a flash in his eyes.

"So do you think that was sexy?"

Buffy nodded.

"Then what do you think of this?"

He opened the top button of his shirt. Then the second and third. When he was almost done, he took Buffy's hand and placed it beneath the shirt on his naked chest.

"Do you like this?"

"Oh yes."

Before she could explore it further, Giles pulled her hand away. She whimpered disappointed.

"Later, my dear."

He unbuttoned the rest of his shirt and pulled it out of his pants. Then he turned and rolled his hips around.

Buffy made a whimpering sound again, this time not in disappointment. She reached out her hand to cup his cute butt.

"Not yet. You can touch later."

The thought of that made Buffy lick her lips.

Giles slowly got out of his shirt and threw it on her. She held it to her face and breathed in his scent, before going back to watching him.

He turned around again and she could hear a zipper being lowered. She moaned quietly.

He bent forward giving her a nice view of his butt.

"God, Giles."

He slowly got out of his shoes and socks.

Then he raised his body again.

"Are you ready?"

"Yes."

It was more a squeak than a word.

He dropped his pants and Buffy dropped the shirt she had still been clutching as she saw what he wore underneath.

Nothing.

He slowly turned around, but before he had turned fully towards her, she was already squirming in his arms kissing him fervently. He kissed her back with passion.

In a matter of seconds they landed on the sofa, Buffy on top of Giles. They hurried to get her out of her clothes as well.

Kissing and licking their heated skin, they moved against each other, until after only a short while the need to become one was too great. Giles turned them around and thrust into her.

They both moaned loudly and after a few seconds of tongue-lashing, began to thrust. Their moans became louder and louder as Giles repeatedly filled her with his rock-hard cock.

Then Buffy cried out and convulsed around him, sending Giles over the edge as well.

He collapsed on top of her.

After a minute of panting, he pulled out of her.

"Oh God, Buffy."

"Yes, dear?"

"I'm... I never thought he'd do something like this. I... I'm sorry... the spell... I didn't mean to..."

She stared at him, the smile that had graced her face earlier gone.

"You didn't want to make love to me?"

"I... Buffy, I can't lie to you. I've wanted this for long, but I didn't want this because of a spell. I didn't want Ethan to change your feelings for me just to do this."

Buffy started laughing. Giles pulled away.

"You think this was Ethan's spell?"

"Well..."

"I love you, stupid!"

"You... you love me?"

"Do you want me to prove it?"

He simply stared at her in wonder.

Buffy straddled him grabbing his cock. With a few sure strokes she had his penis erect again. She lifted her body and lowered herself on his rod.

"God, you are amazing. How could you believe I wouldn't *want* to do this with all my heart?"

"I-"

He was interupted by his own moan as Buffy started riding him.

In no time at all they were both close again.

They were so engrossed in their act they didn't notice the gang rushing in.

All four Scoobies got eyes as big as saucers as they saw Giles' head on the arm of the couch while a naked Buffy was rhytmically riding him, her head thrown back in ecstacy.

"Oh God," all six of them said in unison as Buffy and Giles climaxed.

Buffy collapsed on top of Giles only slowly coming to her senses. She snuggled into Giles chest when she suddenly heard Xander's voice.

"We found out what Ethan did."

Giles' and Buffy's heads shot towards them. They moved their bodies in an instinctual attempt to cover themselves, but that only pushed Giles cock deeper into Buffy again and they moaned. Finally they settled on just looking at the Scoobys from the arm of the couch.

Anya began to move toward them but Xander pulled her back.

"I just wanted to see if he is really naked. Cause that was the spell."

"Ethan made a spell that would cause you to strip for the person you loved and desired."

Giles nodded.

"We know. And it caused Buffy to... make advances on me."

"Ehm, Ethan didn't say anything about that and I doubt he would have lied."

Willow and Tara exchanged a look and blushed.

Giles turned to Buffy.

"You..."

"I told you I loved you, silly. I thought this might be as good or bad a time as any other."

His face lit up in a smile and their mouths met in a kiss that soon turned from gentle to extremely hot.

"I think this would be the time where we leave Giles alone to enjoy his best gift... again."

"What about my silk pajamas?"

"I don't think he'll need them now or the rest of the night."

Anya pouted but obediently left with the others, while Buffy and Giles continued to make hot and passionate love all through the night (and the rest of their life :)

 
The END